By Patrick Hawthorne
I was tiddling through Facebook… I don’t even know if tiddling is a word but I’m using it anyway because I’m me and I like to make up words. Anywho… I was tiddling through Facebook and I came upon a post by a J.S. Park. Now, I have no clue who this J.S. Park is because he magically popped up on my feed. However, being as I like to give credit where credit is due – which is another term for not plagiarizing – I would like to share with you the words of Mr. J. S. Park.
I don’t agree with the irony part, but the rest is true. True irony would be having a literal bible thumped over ones cranium in response to being a jerk with the spoken Word of God. It would also be amusing to watch.
Don’t be a jerk! Don’t get a coffee table sized version of the bible thumped over your head. Pull that industrial sized weatherized beam from ye ole eyeball before moving onto the splinters of others. Be blessed.