Jesus and Duct Tape

By Patrick Hawthorne

duct tape

***WARNING***  IF YOUR RELIGIOUS UNDERWEAR ARE SO TIGHT THAT A PHARISEE OR A SADDUCEE WOULD SAY, “DUDE, LOOSEN UP,” THEN YOU BEST NOT READ THIS!

Last night I had the mother of all dreams.  If you have followed my blogs very long, you know that I often write about the two categories of my dreams.  I have God dreams and pizza dreams; God dreams provide wisdom while pizza dreams provide heart burn.  If I were asked to provide data to compare the frequency of the two, I would probably say that for every God dream I have 200-300 pizza dreams.

In my dream I walked into some room not familiar to me.  I don’t know how, but instantly I knew I was in the presence of Jesus.  As I looked around the room, I saw Jesus kneeling on the floor with His back to me.  Stepping closer I could see that He was hard at work fixing something…with duct tape??  Suddenly He turns to me.  With a huge grin on His face, He holds up a roll and shouts, “I love this stuff!”

I would love to say that last night I had a God dream, but I know I mustn’t.  For nowhere in the Bible do I find where Jesus ever fixed anything with duct tape.   Oh well…at least I woke up with a big ole smile on my face.  Be blessed.

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4 comments on “Jesus and Duct Tape
  1. Bryan says:

    Loved it. To me it showed you, and us, that He loves to laugh with us. Thank you for sharing your dreams with us.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. seedsofgrace05 says:

    some dream Pat, loved it , and eat more pizza…Randy

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Karen says:

    Love God dreams!

    Like

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